Friday, August 1, 2025

Online Guy: THE LONG FALL by Lynn Kostoff

 Online Guy: THE LONG FALL  by Lynn Kostoff. 2003, 978078711659.

I run across Kostoff online and had been intending to read his work for a while. This came out 22 years ago. And, dang it, I cannot recall time period it is set in. I'm thinking it was the 1990s. Anyhoo. 

Slack-ass loser and released convict Jimmy is a self-involved fuckup. He went to prison for stealing Saguaro cacti - a felony in AZ - and now has a big gambling debt to a loanshark. Jimmy got fired from his latest job at a Western themed local amusement park. He figures he can turn his recently inherited property into cash. He just needs his much, much, much more successful brother to sign some papers.

Successful brother Richard tells him to pound sand because he is sick of Jimmy's BS and need for bailouts. The brothers argue. Richard pulls a scam on Jimmy because he knows Jimmy won't read the actual documents he is signing. Jimmy and Richard argue. 

Jimmy is under threat by the loanshark's goons. Jimmy makes stupid decisions. Laughter ensues. Bad Guy has evil background and evil intentions. Jimmy's sister-in-law hates her work and obligations. Jimmy and sister-in-law start sexual affair.

I enjoyed the book. A cover blurb compares to Cark Hiassen. I've not read Hiassen in a long time so I cannot vouch for that. This does fit that humorous noir category of bad guy making bad decisions with little to no way out. Except the category of 'humorous noir' also means it's not really noir because a happy or bittersweet ending is usually included.

Comments:

  • Lots of Phoenix and Phoenix area details.
  • Gun talk with Bad Guy have an odd assemblage of weapons. One of which is a P239. I used to really want a P239 years ago.
  • Ripping on Rotary and stuffed shirt members.
    • Hey, man. Rotary does a crap ton of community work. My club is not filled with self-serving a-holes.
  • Sister-in-law married Rich Brother and had to join the family business. She wants to go back to the art world and run a gallery. Managing dry cleaning stores is NOT her thing.

Online Rec: OTHER SANDBOXES by F. Paul Wilson

 Online Rec: OTHER SANDBOXES  by F. Paul Wilson. 2020. 9781637890776.

Short story collection with Wilson writing stories using other authors' universes and characters. With five stories riffing off Sax Rohmer. 

Each story has a nice preface by Wilson explaining how he chose or was requested to write a story. I enjoyed the Fu Manchu ones. I never read one of the Rohmer novels.

I'd say this is more a enthusiast's book. Either for Wilson fans or old mystery fans. Except, he also plays in the worlds of Heather Graham, Blake Crouch, and Ann Voss Peterson.

Re-Pubbed: SECRET DEAD MEN by Duane Swierczynski

 Re-Pubbed: SECRET DEAD MEN by Duane Swierczynski. 2024. 9781835410486.

I've read enough Swierczynski books that I can now type his name without checking correct spelling. That doesn't mean my fumble fingers won't mis-type his name.

This came out in 2004 and the 2024 issue has a very nice cover design.

What was this about? I'm sorta trying to remember. It has the part-gonzo, part-horror, and part-fantasy approach Swierczynski does so well. Basically, a spirit is stuck in a human body and looking for another spirit that enjoys killing people. 

Protagonist spirit inhabits another body and brings along the spirits of all the people whose bodies he has taken over. In the novel some of those spirits assist Protagonist to find Antagonish.

I don't know. The book was fine. I recall it having some weak spots but I cannot recall what I thought those were. If you like Swierczynski it's worth a go.

Comments:

  • Lately I've been confusing Swierczynki's work with Charlie Huston's. The share similar taste, attitude, character personalities. Mixing in some gonzo humor with dark tragedy.
  • Does my idea of gonzo match your idea of gonzo? Hell if I know.