Sunday, April 12, 2015

In My Ears: "Heads in Beds" by Jacob Tomsky

In My Ears: Heads in Beds:A Reckless Memoir of Hotels, Hustles, and So-Called Hospitality by Jacob Tomsky, 2012, download.

Nonfic written by a guy who is dedicated to providing excellent customer service but whose comments are often contradicting and he sometimes comes off as a real dickhead.

Tomsky is a military brat who attended college in New Orleans. He graduates with a degree in philosophy and then bitterly complains that he has a degree in philosophy. He takes a job as a parking valet in a newly opening luxury hotel in New Orleans.  Tomsky never names names, Tomsky is a pseudonym and he calls himself Tommy throughout the book, and I presume the hotel is a Ritz-Carlton since he names a manager Ritz.

The hotel is big on high end service. Staff are thoroughly trained and supported by management, during a pre-opening celebration the staff are cheered by management as they enter a ballroom.  Valet works suck balls. The multi-story parking garage has no elevator and valets have to run up each garage level in Louisiana's summer heat and humidity. Tom gets a job offer to work the front desk. He takes the job.  He does well. A bellman resigns on the spot and Tom is offered to either take the bellman job - bellmen earn a shockingly high income with all the tips - or run a shift as housekeeping manager.

Tom takes the housekeeping job and his stress level accelerates with 10-12 hour days for lower pay than desk staffers. Tom burns out. Tom's bank account built up because he had no time to spend. Tom goes to live in Europe for six months (maybe it was a year) and comes back to the U.S. Tom moves to New York, finds an apartment and tries to get into publishing. No go.  Tom gets depressed, Tom drinks, Tom is close to getting kicked out of his apartment and applies to a hotel. Tom gets hired.

New Hotel is in Manhattan and is poorly managed but still a luxury hotel with expensive rooms. A private equity firm buys the place, renovates to look modern, and doubles the room rates. Tom chafes under the new owners. Tom and other staff are often written up as management try to kick out old staff. Tom gets a two week suspension (or so) and writes this book.

1. What to say. This is a straight foward memoir of life working in a hotel. Tom likes some of the job but gets in a rut and starts to really hate the work. But, moving to another hotel would mean loss of seniority and going back to third shift hours.  Hotel pay is excellent as well, desk staff, bellman, valets, and doormen receive plenty of cash tips.
2. Tom gives lots of advice on how to receive upgraded services at these hotels. Well, that means nothing to me.  Man, I stay in chain places. Hell, I'm cheap enough I will sometimes sleep in the van rather than get a room along the interstate.  Advice from Tomksy on asking for upgrades at the desk and tipping bellmen means nothing to me.
3. Stories of staff misbehavior. Sex, drugs, booze. Staff work together and start sexual relationships. When Tom managed housekeeping he'd walk in on cleaning staff screwing in the rooms. He had one co-worker who'd be lending or booking rooms for prostitutes. One manager was a big booze hound. Two valets in New Orleans starting choking each other outside the hotel entrance.
4. Relationships Tom developed with customers. Those customers grew to be people Tom very much liked and enjoyed visiting with.
5. New York as a big change from everywhere else he lived.
6. Bellmen's skill at getting tips from hotel guests.
7. Bellmen and doormen who'd make so much undeclared income off tips they could buy second homes in the Poconos.
8. The strength and importance of unions. The NY hotel's new owners hire in a major asshole as manager. The guy's goal for personnel management seems is to make people angry and quit work, or do something and get fired. The union contract stayed with the hotel and protected the staff from asshole actions.
9. At an early point in the book Tom says something like, "You may think I'm a real jerk." I said, "Yeah!" out loud.
10. I adjusted to the guy. After working and learning at the New Orleans hotel he knows how to treat guests very, very, very well. He can be an ass - to be fair, that might just be the way he wrote the book - but he lets you know where he's coming from and I stopped thinking he was a complete jackoff.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Heard: "Gangster Squad" by Paul Lieberman

Heard: Gangster Squad:Covert Cops, the Mob, and the Battle for Los Angeles by Paul Lieberman, 2012, download.

In 1946 LAPD formed a special unit to fight organized crime. Meaning Jack Dragna and Mickey Cohen. Lieberman follows the story of the central squad members as they follow and eavesdrop on Mickey through Mickey's last conviction in 1961.

Corruption in Los Angeles was endemic from the population boom in the 1920's and World War Two. There were plenty of both homegrown crooks and new imports who were bootleggers, gamblers and pimps. LA County had a decades long history of unsolved mafia murders. From street cart fruit vendors to the disappearance of the local mafia don. Lieberman shows how the Gangster Squad was a reaction to a fear that outside organized crime would move into sunny Southern California.

It's most of the same old story you may have read or seen in several books and films.  The squad used to take out-of-town gangsters into the hills and overdrops of Mulholland Drive, beat them, threaten them with death, and send them out of town. James Ellroy novels just has the cops running them out so the police could run their own criminal operations. Bugsy Siegel, Johnny Stompanato, the Black Dahlia, Jack Webb and other famous Los Angeles names weave in and out of the book's narrative.

The Gangster Squad started without an office and would meet on street corners. Over time new members were added and different mayors and police administrations allowed expansion and gradual evolution into an intelligence unit.

Lieberman spends his time on the Squad's focus on Mickey Cohen. Attention loving Cohen was the opposite of quiet gangster and native Sicilian Jack Dragna. The Squad went after Dragna but only caught him for lewd sex acts when listening devices brought in evidence of oral sex with his mistress.

The Squad's limited success with Cohen was two convictions for tax evasion. The only murder case - and Lieberman spends a lot of time on it - the Squad could connect with Cohen was that of Jack Whalen. Whalen was a physically powerful debt collector for LA bookies and Whalen and Cohen never got along. During Cohen's prison stint Whalen took over some of the book making business. Whalen came to Cohen's restaurant hangout to confront two of Cohen's pals and Whalen was shot in the head.

No great loss, Whalen was a scumbag. They were all scumbags. Thieves, con men, robbers, pimps, liars.  They would put on a shiny, happy face and then punch your face demanding that you owed them $5,000.  "For what?" you'd say back. "Because I fucking said so."

Cohen ran a racket with a fake floral store where people were forced to pay big to have his plastic plants in their business. Cohen would sell stakes in his life story and take "loans" from others to develop his life story.  Whalen's dirtbag father used to run cons across the country as a fake book maker and pool shark.

Of course, whenever any of these people were screwed out of money they would indignantly cry Foul! The cops would often work outside the law with illegal searches and wiretaps to catch people who were dirtbags. When the courts cracked down on warrantless searches the cops griped. Jack Webb was the LAPD's popular mouthpiece on how the police were shackled from doing what "needed" to be done.

OK, enough griping by me. I see on that the book gets middling reviews. Well, after reading and watching plenty of reality based LA crime drama from the '20s - '50s I think it is a pretty neat book. Lieberman and  publisher have a neat interview at the end of the audiobook and Lieberman details how he started writing the story. Lieberman had a story in the Los Angeles Times about LAPD corruption (Rampart? Maybe earlier than that) and a quick section on the Intelligence Division brought Lieberman a call from a former Gangster Squad member. Over several years Lieberman met more and more Officers, crooks, and relatives and went to the original docs to fact check. He wrote a eight part series for the Times and then did the book.

I did not watch the film adaptation, it looks awful.  Too bad because Will Beall wrote the screenplay and his novel L.A. Rex was outstanding.

Monday, March 30, 2015

Done: "Beat to a Pulp: hardboiled 3" edited by David Cranmer

Done: Beat to a Pulp: hardboiled 3 edited by David Cranmer. Stories by Patti Abbott, Fred Blosser, Hilary Davidson, Chris F. Holm, Sophie Littlefield, Andrew Nette, Keith Rawson, Kieren Shea, Josh Stallings.

That's five authors with a double consonant in at least one name.

Short stories off a website I never read. Also short at only 102 pages .  I've read short story collections before my typed notes say there was not one dud story. Well, I think this is the same, but the overall quality is higher than most other short story collections I have read. Or, maybe, just more interesting to me.

Abbott's story reminded me of another short story with a slightly similar kidnapping theme. Abbott's story does not have the major bummer ending of the other tale. Abbott's and Davidson's were the best in the volume.

I still think Littlfield's Bad Day For Sorry has a great cover image. I still haven't read the novel though. Hers is a very short story at a page and a quarter long.

Kieran Shea's Koko Takes a Holiday has not circ'ed once since I bought in June, 2014. What the heck is it with SciFi titles here? I have a heck of a time selecting SciFi that will check out. The story is a good one but written as a short play set in a speed dating event with one person poisoning the other.

The library has volume 1 but I don't know if I ordered volume 2. Seems like I did but I'm not at work to quickly check the catalog.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Done: "Cataract City" by Craig Davidson

Done: Cataract City by Craig Davidson, 2013, 9781555976743.

Long at 390 pages. I generally dig Davidson's work but took a break about halfway through this. Work related tensions were bleeding over into whatever I was reading and making me dislike the books.

Davidson keeps hitting at some of his favorite themes. Being poor in a nowhere town with no way to move up.  Boxing for cash. Self-destructive behavior with booze. Strong friendships that are strained.  Parents who love their children but fail them - or, instead, are rejected by their teen children.  Border life between Ontario/Quebec and NY.

Duncan and Owen are best buddies. Their dads are best buddies. Both dads work at the local food plant and Owen's dad went to night school and entered management. Petty small town arguments erupt in a parking lot after a summertime pro-wrestling show. As the fathers of Duncan and Owen are scooped up by the cops the boys are scooped up by their pro-wrestling idol, Bruiser Mahoney. Bruiser Mahoney says he will drive them home. Bruiser Mahoney starts to drinking and doping and decides to teach them a lesson - in a good way - by taking them camping in the woods. Bruiser Mahoney ODs in his sleep and the boys are lost in the Ontario woods. The days spent trecking their way out are a milestone.

The boys are separated by their parents. They reunite as teens when Duncan finds abandoned greyhounds. Duncan races his dog and bets his dog against the doped up dog owned by scumbag smuggler Lemmy Drinkwater.

Owen heads to police college. Duncan moves in with his girlfriend, loses his factory job, fights bare knuckle bouts hosted by Drinkwater on a reservation, agrees to smuggle cigarettes for Drinkwater, kills Drinkwater's goon in self-defense but goes to prison because he was smuggling at the time.

Duncan gets out of prison looking to get even with Drinkwater. Things happen.  Duncan and Owen wish their lives were better and they could escape Cataract. Cataract is a dying town adjoined with Niagara Falls. None of the small-time glitz of the Falls carries to Cataract. So on. So forth.

Davidson always writes about bodies and motion. Muscled greyhounds digging into a track's sand. How some greyhounds cannot compete because their rear legs will kick out to the side. Smashing nose cartilage and broken hands. Swallowing blood that the shattered nose drains into the throat. Cutting a swollen forehead during a boxing match.  Freezing toes in winter woods and peeling off the dead toenails. 

Read: "Emperor: The Gates of Rome" by Conn Iggulden

Read: Emperor: the Gates of Rome by Conn Iggulden, 2003, 0385336608.

Recommended by a library patron. The book was okay, I enjoyed it. I like Steven Saylor's (no relation) novels better. Both are set in ancient Rome but I like Saylor's characters and use of setting.

Gaius and Marcus grow up together on the estate of Gaius's wealthy Senator father. Marcus is the family's ward, taken in since his mom is a high-class prostitute in Rome.  Gaius's mother is mentally ill and his dad is often away in Rome. The estate is run by former gladiator Tubruk who is a sort-of father figure to both boys.  As 12-year-olds they are trained by former soldier and gladiator Reinus. Renius is purposefully cruel.

Gaius's father is killed during Rome riots and a slave uprising. The two head to Rome with Reinus and Tubruk and are taken in by Gaius's maternal uncle, Marius. Maris is a Roman tribune and in conflict with the other tribune, Sulla.

Things happen. Death is easy. Slaves are treated well and treated horribly. The pecking order must be followed. Be careful with your political alignments. Sulla is maneuvered by Marius into a military campaign against a rebellious Greek king. Marius fortifies Rome in advance of Sulla's return.  More violence. Marcus joins a Greek based Legion. Gaius soldiers with his uncle.

About half way through you're clued in that Gaius becomes Julius Caesar. Later on you learn Marcus is Brutus.  I'll probably try the second one in the four part series.

Heard: "Hard Luck and Trouble" by Lee Child

Heard: Bad Luck and Trouble, by Lee Child, 2007, Overdrive download.

I've decided Jack Reacher is an asshole and a jerk. Imagine him not being written into a hero situation. He has no fixed address and wanders the country as a bum. He floats into a town, beats up some people (usually including Police Officers), kills some others, has some sex, and immediately leaves. Lee Child writes Reacher as the Lone Ranger, he swoops in to save a town or damsel in distress. Imagine an alternate storyline with Reacher as a borderline sociopath who kills some crooks and takes their money.

Reacher as sociopath is discussed by Reacher's own friends in Bad Luck. Reacher kills without remorse and has no concern for his own death. There is nothing unusual or surprising about another man trying to kill Reacher on the street in Vegas, that's normal life to Reach.  Once Reacher and Co. defeat the bad guys and take in the $65 million possessed by the crooks they split the loot and town.

Let's review Reacher's recurring thoughts and actions through the novels:
Might makes right.
He has little to no concern about injuring or killing another person.
He dismisses many other people as stupid and worthless.
Laws are mostly followed but are treated as minor impediments when in his way.
Justice is for him to decide. Personal beefs always trump the legal system.
Regularly threatens physical violence to get his way.
Unable and unwilling to new relationships.

I don't know if I'll keep listening to these or not. After all, Child puts Reacher up against nasty bad guys and he assists powerless people. I still think he is dick.

Reacher is withdrawing cash from a ATM in Portland and sees a deposit in his account. The deposit number equals a radio code calling for help. Reacher figures out who sent the message and heads to Los Angeles. Reacher at one point led a super team of Army investigators and one of them is dead after being dropped from an aircraft into the California desert.

All the investigators are being called together but three others are missing and presumed dead. Reacher and the three other surviving members promise bloody revenge. They investigate the dead man's business and track down the bad guys and find a plot to sell hand held anti-aircraft missiles (MANPADS). Violence ensues.

Reacher does the usual. Threatens and thinks. Walks and talks. Plots and schemes. Figures angles. Deducts motives. Predicts actions. Wears the same clothes every day. Eats at Denny's.

Extra comment:
1. Rice-rocket love with Reacher and Co. buying ubiquitous Hondas to drive around Los Angeles traffic.
2. Constant traffic and driving talk as Reacher and Co. criss-cross Los Angeles. Let's take the 409 to the 110 to the 306 and then Sepulveda to Monroe to Sunset to the Hills and then go into The Valley and see the guy.
3. Reacher is warned of a bad guy's attempt at murder when the bad guy chamber s round into his handgun.  The bad guy is a LAPD Officer and is supposedly following that practice from his old job.  Never chambering a round? Huh? What U.S. police department would follow that rule when a cop would need a one-hand draw while fighting for his life?
4. Child has Reacher doing his savant math skills.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Read: Gun Digest 2015 editred by Jerry Lee

Read: Gun Digest 2015 by Jerry Lee, 2014, 9781440239120.

- Really, Gerard?  You read the whole thing? Each item entry and ballistics chart?
- No, but I read almost every article, even the boring ones.

Pieces of note:
1. Article on the black powder .303  Lee Metford.
2. .38 article.
3. Article on Webley revolvers and why they were not chosen by the Brits in the '20s.
4. Beretta military pistols over the past 150 years.
5. Hi-Power article.
6. Lazzeroni rifles and cartridges. I recall reading about Lazzeronis several years ago and never realized it is fairly new company.

Crappy or Boring Articles:
1. 3 Deadliest Gunfighting Pistols of All Time. The morbidity I can deal with but you're just guessing at numbers of "how many people did this model of gun kill?"
2. Holsters of Arvo Ojala.  An article for someone who grew up in the '50s when film and TV westerns were king.
3. Two articles by Jeff Quinn. Quinn is often times one of the better writers in this series but his asides and personal beliefs get on my nerves. But, he's worth reading because he is thorough and clear about the devices and what's good and bad about them.
4. The usual failing of gun writers that "there is no bad gun". That's one of the reasons I like Forgotten Weapons, if something doesn't work they'll address the issue and diagnose design flaws.

1. I did not play any of my picking games. Such as:
A. You get to pick one gun per page and build a collection.
B. You get to pick any three in the book.
C. You get to pick any three and get 10,000 rounds ammo so don't worry about ammo cost and availability.